Gang Aft Agley

mom look that is just like I got for christmas
yes
That means Santa bought it

no

I got quite a chuckle out of that exchange as I passed, the young girl looked to be about 6 or 7 and sounded quite disapointed to hear that santa was into purchasing gifts.

Our project manager gave me a call and asked what we had done, to the sites, the homepage content was pushed over to the right a bit. I replied that it was the new windows virus that was doing it. He hadn’t heard anything about it. I told him that the RNC had released a virus, that would push everything over to the right. It was called the Republican Virus, and the patch was currently in testing, but it would be early next year before it was ready for production.

I hope that I am not doomed, as I brought it with me, but for an after lunch snack I ate a small bit of pomegranate. Pomengranate’s role in mythology
If we stick to the one month per seed- I will be a very old man before I am released.

Bush receives intelligence that Osama is alive and well and has set up shop in a small mideastern country, one that has marginal ties to previous acts of terrorism. Bush spends much of the summer building the justification to invade said country. Interestingly invasion starts in early October, leaving just enough time for the military to gain control( end of combat operations) but not enough time for Americans to find Osama bin Laden as November elections take place.

In about a week or so the Republicans will realize they're going to need an actual presidential candidate. What a great line