Funniest Poo Incident
This evening as we were driving by the willamette river, we slowed down as a heron came flapping out of the mist towards our car. As we slowed, it turned and started flying the same direction as we were going. We were all peering out of the windows, when the heron decide to lighten its load. I don’t know if it was trying but it couldn’t have placed the shot with anymore precision, all over our windshield. Thanks to our forward motion the entire top of the car has now been painted white, with a nice triangular section at the top of the windshield, where our wipers don’t reach.
The true extent only became clear as we exited the vehicle and realized that both passenger side doors (handles included) were coated as well. As we walked around the car Sarieah remarked that it looked as if we had run into an entire flock of geese.
Trick Camera
Kiaya came downstairs, asking to take my picture. As I dried my face from the squirt of water that hit me as she “took” my picture, she laughed and laughed. I fall for it every time.
Timetable
In a followup to todays lead story Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self I keep expecting him to object to a timetable for his removal from office, and declare that a country at war needs to have an ignorant dictator at the helm. Sorry about November 2008, but elections have been cancelled.
Colbert
White House Correspondents Dinner
Definitely required watching, he is spot on.